I know y'all may not be able to relate with us fogeys, but bear with me. I'm an old lady, after all. LOL!! I love tellin stories... It's not a good thing to loose your picture tube smack dab in the middle of TV's "Sweeps week". All those studly guys on the soaps strip down to practically nothing …oh, my! Talk about hot flashes!!! Anyhow, my girlfriend Sunset had to take her television into a repair shop so she could get back up and running before Friday's climax of The (B)old and the Beautiful (with a vibrator tucked in her twat, and remote control in her hand!) She almost fainted when she saw the repairman walk out of the backroom, because he looked exactly like one of the actors on TBandTB, "Ted." Soo.. after some hurried bargaining, they both ended up with what they wanted; Sunset had her TV patched up for free, and the repairman had a warm piece of her pie. Oh yes -- the repairman! He was nice enough to turn on a videocamera that he just fixed, and sent a copy of the tape right to me. I always win.. and so do YOU! ;-) »SEE THE FULL FEATURE, HIGH RESOLUTION, DVD QUALITY MOVIE AT GRANNY GUMMERS!!!!

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