==>TODAY's FEATURE: "GERIATRIC PARK" Ummm... somebody should call Eshter's pharmacist. I think her Alzheimers meds need to be upped a dose! She left for a bingo game over at the Rec Center the other day and got lost while cutting through the park. She should know better! I've been telling her to take the shuttle bus, but she's too darn stubborn. Anyway, this street tough found Esther walking alone and decided that he was going to keep her company. Most guys don't go around lifting up old ladies' skirts, but for those in-the-know, it's a sure-fire ticket to gettin' some nookie! Yeah, if you pulled this stunt with some snooty twenty year old broad, you'd end up with a faceful of pepper-spray... you can be sure of that. How long do you think it's been since someone shot Esther the "FUCK ME" eyes? I'm guessing more than a few decades, because she seemed like playdough in this punk's sweaty clutches. As soon as he offered up some oral gratification, Esther cozied up to the tongue like she was putting on her favorite knitted shawl. She wanted it... she wanted it BAD! It was up to this li'l slugger to step up to the plate and smack a home run. Would you go for it? Fuck your inhibitions!!!
IS THIS OLD ENOUGH FOR YA, HUN?
MY GAWD!!! She's gotta bigger appetite for meat than a 400 pound man at a hot dog eating contest!! Look at tough little Scottie writhing in pleasure... I don't think he's ever had it this good either. He's always trying to outdo himself with each granny conquest, and I think he's gonna be proud of himself after he gives Esther's wrinkly mug a much- needed facial. It makes me all warm inside just thinking about it. Not as warm as the inner heat being produced by Esther's nether-regions, but pretty darn close! Scott never saw himself having sex with a woman so old -- he figured menopause and hot flashes took their toll. That whippersnapper!! He couldn't have been more wrong! For a few years a womans sex drive slows down to a crawl but once we get past around 40, we're like insatiable rabbits. Judy even taught him the right way to flick a clit! ;-) hehe! You can see what I mean by the look on Esther's face. I'm drifting, but that's cause I'm not as sharp as I used to be. Anyways, it's obvious that first impressions mean everything, cause Scott's been hookin' up with golden girls ever since. How else do you think I got this video for my amateur granny movie site? WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT??!?! You haven't been to GRANNY GUMMERS AMATEUR HOME MOVIES yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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